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WELCOME

There once was a girl named Beaner.... HI! Welcome to my page. Here you will have to hear a lot of my Beaning.
Do you wanna know what Beaning is?
Well its a series of intangible words and actions that I use to express myself.
I have a lot of morals and beliefs like my belief in not having socks before I'm married.


Dreams are nothing more than wishes and a wish is just a dream. You wish to come true.

- THE PUPPY SONG






BEANER'S STORY

BREAKING NEWS OF THE WEEK

I just wanted to warn everyone about the alien chickens from Mars that are coming next week. Next week is National Alien Chicken week. Therefore, Simba and I have invited the alien chickens to come to our room and have some crushed corn with us. I didn't want anyone to be alarmed when the big chicken spaceship touched down on our building.

If you are interested in meeting the alien chickens, please sign our guestbook and we will send you the vital rules and regulations regarding attitude and manners in front of the chickens (like NO CLUCKING at the dinner table).

We would be happy to answer any questions that you might have. Thank you :)
THOUGHT OF THE WEEK
The new Thought of the Week is..... "Why isn't anyone answering the thought of the week?"

You can answer this question in our guest book on the main page. The most original answer will be published on this page for all to see and ridicule.


LAST WEEKS QUESTION AND WINNER
You see... since NO ONE ANSWERS THE QUESTION, THERE WAS NO WINNER... sowwy... and to think that we have these prizes to give out and everything.... geez! :) :) :)

If'n ya wanna prize, be clever, answer the question!!!!
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